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Ezekiel 25:17 – the usability version

Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction quoting Ezekiel 25:17

Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction quoting Ezekiel 25:17. Picture from the movie (A Band Apart/Troublemaker studios)

Can you imagine Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction quoting Ezekiel 25:17 as a defender of the web user´s rights? Well, I can.

(If you haven´t seen Pulp Fiction, go thither and do so before you read any further. Or at least watch this YouTube clip)

I think it would be something like this:

«The path of the user is beset on all sides by the inequities of bad copy and the tyranny of the organization´s structure.

Blessed is he who, in the name of usability and good content, shepherds the users quickly through to what they´re looking for, for he is truly the user experience´s keeper and the finder of the user´s needs.

And I will strike down upon thee with great copy and unambiguous call-to-actions those who would attempt to confuse and delay my users.

And you will know my name is <insert your name here> when I lay my usability skills upon thee!»

(the sound of fingers hitting the keyboard) 

 

  1 comment for “Ezekiel 25:17 – the usability version

  1. Eirik
    23. april 2014 at 06:32

    Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. 
    Vincent: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it. 
    Lance: What a fucker! 
    Vincent: What’s more chickenshit than fucking use java applets? I mean, don’t use java applets. 
    Lance: You don’t do it. 
    Vincent: It’s just against the rules. 

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