Can you imagine Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction quoting Ezekiel 25:17 as a defender of the web user´s rights? Well, I can.
(If you haven´t seen Pulp Fiction, go thither and do so before you read any further. Or at least watch this YouTube clip)
I think it would be something like this:
«The path of the user is beset on all sides by the inequities of bad copy and the tyranny of the organization´s structure.
Blessed is he who, in the name of usability and good content, shepherds the users quickly through to what they´re looking for, for he is truly the user experience´s keeper and the finder of the user´s needs.
And I will strike down upon thee with great copy and unambiguous call-to-actions those who would attempt to confuse and delay my users.
And you will know my name is <insert your name here> when I lay my usability skills upon thee!»
(the sound of fingers hitting the keyboard)